With jaunts of both Europe and America coming to an end , Light Year are set to drop their 5 girls remix ep on the general techno public.

They have had the pleasure of remixing a varied bunch of artsits. And always to a marvellous effect. Surkin, Diamond Lights, ZZT, Feadz, The Finger Prince, Alex Gopher and Malente have all be given the one-up the butt, and the proverbial thumbs-up has followed shortly from an array of listeners and critiques. But now it was their turn to be bent over and played with. In the nicest possible way… a gentle massage, or in some cases a tough mexican one (haven’t had one ? you must try) and in all cases they ended with a happy-ending. Now before i drop anymore lame sexual innuendoes here is the necessary info you need to explain what they sound like to Bob over in accounting.

Harvard Bass does what you can expect him to do. He creates a drop so big that even the scholars over at Ivy League get their knee caps vibrating to the bounce. It is what it is and there is nothing else like it. BASS, BASS and more BASS.

5 Girls (Harvard Bass Remix) by Light Year

The Finger Prince reacquaint the listener with the missing art-form of the hypnotic grind, a hugely popular scene maker back in 2002. If you were not familiar with this – it is time to open that 3rd optical, break out a shag rug and get down to the Finger Prince Sound.

5 Girls (The Finger Prince Remix) by Light Year

Alex Gopher’s remix of PSA covers the full spectrum of what he does best. FUCKING AMAZING dance music. If you don’t/can’t dance to this – please inform me and i shall send some high grade MDMA over to your place soon. Maybe this will help you – it is likely that it won’t though.

PSA (Alex Gopher Remix) by Light Year

Strip Steve shows his age… well no he doesn’t. He probably shows more of his father’s age in this housed up thumper. It is called a thumper for the reason that it thumps. It goes, thump thump thump. I believe that thumping is actually quite attractive. Very sexually charged. Like high octane GHB….

Movin (Strip Steve Remix) by Light Year

Malente takes Marcellus Up Up then….. BOOM. With Duble the trouble. Two big room versions to get it Poppn in da club. This Veteran has spent enough time in the game to know how ta get da bitches shakin they bootays.

Marcellus (Malente Dub) by Light Year

Because we love you (and so does Light Year).. here is the Malente Remix FOR FREEEEEE!!!!

Marcellus (Malente Remix) by BANG GANG RECORDINGS

On July 1st Light Year will be dropping a package off on the world wide web that includes remixes of their highly touted sophomore EP ’5 Girls’. They have invited a few of their favourite party guests to rework, remix, remodel and redub tracks from the said EP. Harvard Bass (san diego’s loudest human), Alex Gopher (a Parisian peak-time lord), The Finger Prince (dudes), Strip Steve (not his real name) and Malente (A veteran of sorts). They have  run a techno train on all five of our gal’s.. and never called them again.

Check out the teaser below and see if you can pick who done what and where Be sure to  keep your eyes pealed for some give aways…

5 REMIXE5 by Light Year